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SATANIMALS

SATANIMALS

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Build a petting zoo, sacrifice your visitors, protect your Satanimals, andย obliterate your rivals!

AGE 14+ | 2-4 Players | 15-20 Min

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QUICK STEP GUIDE

Build a Petting Zoo Build a Petting Zoo Build a Petting Zoo

Build a Petting Zoo

Gather the 5 types of Satanimals and add them to your zoo!

Sacrifice Your Visitors Sacrifice Your Visitors Sacrifice Your Visitors Sacrifice Your Visitors

Sacrifice Your Visitors

Attract Visitors to your zoo! Keep them for points, or toss them in the Sacrificial Pit to attack rival zoos.

Protect Your Satanimals Protect Your Satanimals Protect Your Satanimals

Protect Your Satanimals

Hire Zoo Keepers to help protect your flock from any nasty sacrifices conducted by your opponents.

Obliterate Your Rivals Obliterate Your Rivals Obliterate Your Rivals Obliterate Your Rivals Obliterate Your Rivals

Obliterate Your Rivals

How will you build your zoo? Quickly, to catch your opponents off guard, or slowly, to amass a grand amount of points?

SATANIMALS, satanic-themed card game box interior with cards featuring dog and sloth

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

  • 127 Quality Cards
  • 2ย Wooden Tokens (Eternal Flame + Completed Zoo)
  • 1 Badass Box (with sacrificial pit printed inside!)
  • and of course a Rules Sheet!

DESCRIPTION

SATANIMALS is a light-hearted, strategic card game where players gather satanic creatures, attract Visitors, and hire Zoo Keepers to build the ULTIMATE demonic petting zoo!

How to play:

  • Draw Visitors, Zoo Keepers and satanimals from the 3x3 grid of cards to expand your zoo. How you draw from the grid matters as you can indirectly affect other players or earn the Eternal Flame token!
  • Visitors may be kept for points or tossed into the sacrificial pit to perform actions that prevent rival petting zoos from progressing.
  • There are 5 different satanimals to collect for your petting zoo to attract visitors: Karma, Ouija, Lucifer, Envy, and of course, Sloth the Sloth! Place your satanimals down in stacks, the more satanimals in a stack the more points it's worth!
  • A zoo doesn't run itself... You will need to hire Zoo Keepers to protect you satanimals from any nasty sacrifices conducted by your opponents.

How will you build your zoo? Quickly, to catch your opponents off guard, or slowly, to amass a grand amount of points?

EXPAND YOUR PETTING ZOO WITH THESE:

WATCH IT IN ACTION

  • Unfiltered Gamer logo - SATANIMALS card game review

    Unfiltered Gamer

    "I Enjoyed it quite a lot... It came here the first day, we played it multiple times!"

  • The Boardgame Mechanics Gaming Podcast logo - SATANIMALS review

    Board Game Mechanics

    "I can't say enough good things about this game, I dig it! I can't wait to play it some more..."

  • The Northern Dice logo - SATANIMALS game review

    Northern Dice

    "We thoroughly enjoyed reviewing Satanimals and itโ€™s quickly becoming a go-to game for us"

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